We spent the 4th of July on Mission Bay watching the fireworks. Perhaps one of the best fireworks of the evening was performed by the teenage boys who had gathered on the bay below us to watch the fireworks. We looked down just in time to see one of the boys put a bottle rocket in another boy's butt crack and light it with a match. Unfortunately for the launch pad boy the rocket shot backwards. There were no fatalities. We suggested to them that next time they might try a sparkler eliminating control issues. Unfortunately it was too dark for pictures.